You know it. We know it. Kids come up with the funniest things! So we'd like you to share your stories or funny quotes with us. We'll post them here for everyone to enjoy. Just email your child's funniest moment to akane@rehabdynamics.com.

First Day of Kindergarten

My little girl yells downstairs, "Mom, do I have to wear ALL these clothes?" (which included a jumper, blouse, shorts and socks).

Differences between Preschool and Kindergarten

"Grandma, I just don't get it. At preschool, we did work and played with toys when it rained. At Kindergarten, we play with toys EVERY day! Shouldn't it be reversed?"

Playing with Mr. Potato Head

Two kids were playing with Mr. Potato Head. One said, "Hey Potato, where's your nose?" The other said, "I don't know. Let me check my butt." (The pieces to Mr. Potato Head are stored in the lower back part of its body.)

Words of Wisdom

When my little girl was five years old, we took her to get her hair cut. The stylist asked her what she was going to be when she grew up. Her response was, "An adult. Duh!" The stylist asked no further questions.

Absolutely Not

I was babysitting a little girl and her baby brother. Gabby (5 years old) went to pick up her baby brother out of his car seat. I very quickly said, "Absolutely not!" A little while later, she tried to feed the dog from the table. I said, "Gabby!" and before I could say another word, she said, "I know. I know. Absolutely not!"

Tongue Tied

I was babysitting, and the Mom had called in advance to say she was on her way. So I told Ronnie, "Get ready. Your mom will be here soon." After Ronnie got his shoes ready, he stalled out for a moment. I quickly prompted him to pull out his tongue and put his shoes on. While I was getting his baby brother ready, I glanced over at him. He had his hand on his tongue, pulling it out of his mouth and crying, "I don't want to pull out my tongue." His shoes were on. I folded over laughing. Be careful what you say!!!!!!